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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.0.0 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 08:45:20 GMT--><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><title>Funny Quotes</title><subtitle>Funny Quotes</subtitle><id>http://www.activepresence.co.uk/funny-quotes/</id><link rel="alternate" type="application/xhtml+xml" href="http://www.activepresence.co.uk/funny-quotes/"/><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.activepresence.co.uk/funny-quotes/atom.xml"/><updated>2008-07-22T20:29:48Z</updated><generator uri="http://www.squarespace.com/" version="Squarespace Site Server v5.0.0 (http://www.squarespace.com/)">Squarespace</generator><entry><title>Andrew Carnegie on Success</title><id>http://www.activepresence.co.uk/funny-quotes/2006/7/28/andrew-carnegie-on-success.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.activepresence.co.uk/funny-quotes/2006/7/28/andrew-carnegie-on-success.html"/><author><name>Chris Davidson</name></author><published>2006-07-28T16:27:05Z</published><updated>2006-07-28T16:27:05Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-GB"><![CDATA[Andrew Carnegie's comments on success and enjoyment.]]></summary></entry><entry><title>Are you reaping or planting? (Robert Louis Stevenson)</title><category>Inspirational</category><id>http://www.activepresence.co.uk/funny-quotes/2006/7/24/are-you-reaping-or-planting-robert-louis-stevenson.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.activepresence.co.uk/funny-quotes/2006/7/24/are-you-reaping-or-planting-robert-louis-stevenson.html"/><author><name>Chris Davidson</name></author><published>2006-07-24T19:00:19Z</published><updated>2006-07-24T19:00:19Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-GB"><![CDATA[Inspirational quote from Robert Louis Stevenson.]]></summary></entry><entry><title>Winston Churchill on truth and lies</title><category>Government &amp; politics</category><id>http://www.activepresence.co.uk/funny-quotes/2006/7/14/winston-churchill-on-truth-and-lies.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.activepresence.co.uk/funny-quotes/2006/7/14/winston-churchill-on-truth-and-lies.html"/><author><name>Chris Davidson</name></author><published>2006-07-14T16:16:07Z</published><updated>2006-07-14T16:16:07Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-GB"><![CDATA[Winston Churchill on truth and lies]]></summary></entry><entry><title>Lord Rosebery's advice to Queen Victoria</title><category>Government &amp; politics</category><id>http://www.activepresence.co.uk/funny-quotes/2006/7/14/lord-roseberys-advice-to-queen-victoria.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.activepresence.co.uk/funny-quotes/2006/7/14/lord-roseberys-advice-to-queen-victoria.html"/><author><name>Chris Davidson</name></author><published>2006-07-14T15:49:01Z</published><updated>2006-07-14T15:49:01Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-GB"><![CDATA[Funny quote from Lord Rosebery to Queen Victoria]]></summary></entry></feed>