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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.0.0 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 09:05:09 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://www.activepresence.co.uk/funny-quotes/"><rss:title>Funny Quotes</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.activepresence.co.uk/funny-quotes/</rss:link><rss:description>Contains funny quotes for profesional speakers</rss:description><dc:language>en-GB</dc:language><dc:date>2009-01-06T09:05:09Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v5.0.0 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.activepresence.co.uk/funny-quotes/2006/7/28/andrew-carnegie-on-success.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.activepresence.co.uk/funny-quotes/2006/7/24/are-you-reaping-or-planting-robert-louis-stevenson.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.activepresence.co.uk/funny-quotes/2006/7/14/winston-churchill-on-truth-and-lies.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.activepresence.co.uk/funny-quotes/2006/7/14/lord-roseberys-advice-to-queen-victoria.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.activepresence.co.uk/funny-quotes/2006/7/28/andrew-carnegie-on-success.html"><rss:title>Andrew Carnegie on Success</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.activepresence.co.uk/funny-quotes/2006/7/28/andrew-carnegie-on-success.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Chris Davidson</dc:creator><dc:date>2006-07-28T16:27:05Z</dc:date><dc:subject></dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[Andrew Carnegie's comments on success and enjoyment.]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.activepresence.co.uk/funny-quotes/2006/7/24/are-you-reaping-or-planting-robert-louis-stevenson.html"><rss:title>Are you reaping or planting? (Robert Louis Stevenson)</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.activepresence.co.uk/funny-quotes/2006/7/24/are-you-reaping-or-planting-robert-louis-stevenson.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Chris Davidson</dc:creator><dc:date>2006-07-24T19:00:19Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Inspirational</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[Inspirational quote from Robert Louis Stevenson.]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.activepresence.co.uk/funny-quotes/2006/7/14/winston-churchill-on-truth-and-lies.html"><rss:title>Winston Churchill on truth and lies</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.activepresence.co.uk/funny-quotes/2006/7/14/winston-churchill-on-truth-and-lies.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Chris Davidson</dc:creator><dc:date>2006-07-14T16:16:07Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Government &amp; politics</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[Winston Churchill on truth and lies]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.activepresence.co.uk/funny-quotes/2006/7/14/lord-roseberys-advice-to-queen-victoria.html"><rss:title>Lord Rosebery's advice to Queen Victoria</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.activepresence.co.uk/funny-quotes/2006/7/14/lord-roseberys-advice-to-queen-victoria.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Chris Davidson</dc:creator><dc:date>2006-07-14T15:49:01Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Government &amp; politics</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[Funny quote from Lord Rosebery to Queen Victoria]]></content:encoded></rss:item></rdf:RDF>